I’ve been in the Aviation game since 1975. When the dipshit counter staff try and tell me, we will be airborne in 50 minutes when I’m watching them digorge massive freight pallets from the aircraft, with a dozen waiting to be loaded, I tend to lose my shit.
I sincerely hope someone has checked the tyre pressures, oil n fuel levels because it appears no-one knows what the fuck is going on.


This is 2024 folks, not 1965.